Operation Curry

Late on Saturday the 11th of April, four blondish Indian Jihadist reportedly crashed a tea party in the Palisades. The group arrived via a Crème colored Mini Cooper at excessive speeds with Common blaring an anthem in the background. The said group was reported to have targeted the tea party for its high quality Ashram and Djarling teas – found only in the Palisades. However, shortly upon their arrival they discovered there was none. . . the group decidedly made a quick move to the buffet for cucumber sandwiches and champagne. It is reported that this group may have been under the influence of pink champagne at the time. This fact is unconfirmed and unsubstantiated. Members of this group allegedly stock narcissistic men on the internet. One of the leaders is notorious for obsessively “monitoring” web cams of empty wine vineyards, where not so much as a hawk moves – like EVER: another is known to hack the passwords of emails accounts belonging to men who date Sports Illustrated swim suit models. It’s un-certain, what type of terroristic activates the other two members participate it. While the group eyed a large chocolate cake on the buffet . . . a sense of hesitation set in? Was it age? Was it weight? Was it the skinny nurse in white (GAWD no, you REALLY shouldn’t eat that, but I know a great plastic surgeon if you want to get your rack done)? Was it shame? Was it despair? Only the Curry Capers will know? Suddenly they left. No tea at hand, only a wipe for the “sweet spot”. Passwords change, web-cam views rearrange, but internet stalking lives on! **news sources have claimed one of the members was later captured by a drunk fat gay man, who held her hostage in her own apartment for nearly three days until she finally hid the vodka from him***